croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(Source: stillwatersofconsciousness)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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